Let’s face it! When you teach, you better have a great sense of humor! Our selection of teacher jokes are designed to assure you have an easy laugh, a quick smile, and always, a sense of humor!

Q. What did the math teacher have for dinner?
A. Pi!

Q. What do you call a teacher who doesn’t pass gas in public?
A. A Private Tooter!

Q. How did you know the party hostess was a teacher?
A. She asked all the guests if they went potty before leaving.

Q. Why did the music teacher get locked in his classroom?
A. His keys were inside the piano!

Q. Why do teachers wear sunglasses?
A. Some of their students are so bright!



Q. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A. To test the water!

Q. Why was the teacher late for school?
A. Because the sign on the road said “School Ahead. Go Slow”

Q. What do you call someone who keeps on talking when no one is listening? A. A teacher!

Q. Why are teachers so special?
 A. They talk in someone else’s sleep!

Q. What do you call a group of teachers?
A. A therapy session!

Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!

Q. What is a math teacher’s favorite candy?
 A. Measure-mints!